Here's some unusual Internet porn. Or maybe it's better to call it real estate porn.
Pacman Jones home south of Nashville is for sale. That's because he's been traded to America's team. Assuming he gets reinstated (a big if given Pac's behavior patterns) at some point he'll play for the Cowboys.
Anyway there's thirty acres and a lake for sale but Southfork it ain't. Here's an even better look: Pacman's Palace. Click on the photo gallery and prepare to be amazed.
I'm hardly one to pass judgment on someone's taste but the outside of Pac's crib looks a bit like a small prison complex--something Freudian there for sure. And the inside looks stark and bare. I'd call it the neo- bachelor look. What's up with all the bare hardwood floors? Check out the brick arch in the living area with the black leather
chair sitting inside. Notice the picture hanging beside the door in
that same room. A little oversized, huh? Couldn't Pac just make it rain at home one night and then tell the strippers to decorate? Oh, wait, there's no stripper pole visible. Maybe that's why he was always getting in trouble away from home.
It's all yours for a cool $1.8 million. The line forms at any gentleman's club in Dallas.
May 7, 2008 in
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That is some spectacular ugliness, no doubt about it. What's really strange is how out of balance it all is. It is as if the architect, never mind the decorator, met up with Timothy Leary all those years ago and never got his brain back. I could live in that barn though.
Posted by: Alecto at May 8, 2008 11:13:55 AM
Exactly
Posted by: Lewis at May 8, 2008 4:33:42 PM
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